no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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