For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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