Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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