This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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