i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I smell like Dick and happiness
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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