Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My dick has a subreddit
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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