4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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