GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Randomize
