carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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