OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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