Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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