I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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