I want to make a zoo with you.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize