3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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