I think I am morally bankrupt
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
