He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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