? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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