my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
as a side note pls kill me
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