Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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