He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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