sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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