i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We're not piercing ourselves today.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
