How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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