Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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