I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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