Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
