yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
This is not my ceiling
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
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