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(704): View more from North Carolina

Call me so I can make it juicy for ya

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(480): View more from Arizona

p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life

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(713): View more from Texas

maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..

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(757): View more from Virginia

It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile

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(303): View more from Colorado

and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster

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(404): View more from Georgia

The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.

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