There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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