i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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