Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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