thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Your cock deserves a montage
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
