We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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