he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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