Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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