Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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