in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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