i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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