I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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