I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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