If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i just google imaged poop.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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