i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
