Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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