i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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