____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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