let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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