They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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