Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
look no pants
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
organizing the empties. That sober.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
