I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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