Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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