every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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