Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
its liver damage thursday
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
