bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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